tentacletherapissed:

chocolatecakesandthickmilkshakes:

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

In

Case

Any

Of

You

Have

Doubts

About

This

Fact

(Also the hilarious case of crackers crying about racism due to it)



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awiccanfromdetroit:

my dad was taking me driving and after i parked i got out and checked then shouted “IM STRAIGHT-well at least my parking job is” and my dad slams his hand onto the dashboard and goes “YOU COULDNT HAVE WAITED UNTIL COLLEGE TO MAKE THAT JOKE NOW I OWE YOUR MOM TEN BUCKS I DIDNT THINK YOU WOULD ADMIT IT YET” so thats the story of how my parents have been betting on when id come out



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souljannoying:

one time i got a fish and my dad made me name it james pond



1 hour ago with 429,519 notes ● Via // Source

excepttheeyes:

Book Quotes: Order of the Phoenix
friendly reminder that James/Snape was not a one-sided thing.



1 hour ago with 5,439 notes ● Via // Source

haleshowling:

"You know what they’re looking for, right? It’s called frontotemporal dementia. Areas of your brain start to shrink. It’s what my mother had. It’s the only form of dementia that can hit teenagers. And there’s no cure."

 (via allhalestilinski)



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disembodiedangelfeet:

sometimes I realize there are people on my dash heavily burdened with horrible things

bad relationships

mental illnesses

dangerous situations

and I just desperately hope that you’ll be okay, you’ll find the strength to continue and do the right thing for yourself, you’ll make it through and be happy

all of you



1 hour ago with 400,425 notes ● Via // Source

Green Apple Cheesecake, Fine Foods, Hong Kong



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obsessionisaperfume:

cassammydean:

jimmysnowvakk:

deanisanactualprincess:

basically

and when Dean finds out he’s always like “Lucifer? Like the devil?” and Cas is always “my parents really like angels”

i like the plot-twists where Lucifer is actually the nicest brother out of the whole lot. 

What do you mean, “plot twist?”



1 hour ago with 6,564 notes ● Via // Source

5.22, Swan Song



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punwhileyoustillcan:

davejaded:

spacethefinalfuck:

lohanofficial:

this is how americans celebrate 4th of july in london 

THATS NOT EVEN REAL TEA YOU UNGRATEFUL YANK

-sound of bumbling angry british persons in the distance-

Like you would know what real tea is, you stole it from the Asians



1 hour ago with 120,759 notes ● Via // Source

rebel6:

by rodg-art



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poppunkbrittatl:

This weeks American hero. 



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vagisodium:

i am too young to have this many embarrassing memories



1 hour ago with 404,425 notes ● Via // Source

kingschultzies:

♫ im on the highway to heck 



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iam-j-o-h-nlocked:

L I A R



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