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hjleee: Tea time with the Doctors.

hjleee:

Tea time with the Doctors.

  • mom: what time did you go to bed last night?
  • me: that information is confidential
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I’m gonna show you what a girl typically working out would look like versus what you want me to look like 

perfect person award

blackromney:

a secret porn club called the Illuminaughty

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the-absolute-funniest-posts: This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.

dampsandwich:

no i’m sorry i can’t eat animal crackers, i’m vegan

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the-absolute-funniest-posts: My lovely followers, please follow this blog immediately!

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

My lovely followers, please follow this blog immediately!

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library-of-crazy-221b: niknak79: He’s tripping on acid I tried to scroll past

library-of-crazy-221b:

niknak79:

He’s tripping on acid

I tried to scroll past

continualsanitynotlikely:

uss-gallifrey:

continualsanitynotlikely:

If this gets 3 million notes I’ll make a dress out of theseimage

And wear it to the nearest major city 

Are you Lady Gaga

#bitch I might be

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I suck at texting unless:

  • I am in a relationship with you
  • You are my mom
  • I need something
  • Me and you are close as fuck

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  • Longkou, China
  • Brisbane, Australia
  • University Place, USA
  • Buenos Aires, Argentina
  • Tamaulipas, Mexico
  • Tucson, USA
  • Corpus Christi, USA
  • Singapore, Singapore
  • Buffalo, USA
  • York, UK
  • Nottingham, UK
  • Stratford Upon Avon, UK
  • Hitchin, UK
  • Glasgow, UK
  • England, UK < when people think England is a city?
  • Malmö, Sweden / Võru, Estonia
  • Vancouver, USA
  • Chattanooga, TN, USA
  • Nuevo Leon, Mexico
  • New York City, USA
  • Las Vegas, USA
  • Denver, USA
  • Birmingham, UK
  • Sheffiled UK
  • London, UK
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angrynerdyblogger:

do you ever just “what the fuck is the point” so hard that you stop everything you’re doing and stare and pretty much wonder why you don’t vanish from existence because the level of done you are should pretty much deconstruct your biological makeup

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180mph:

genetics is a fucked up and unfair game

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verysiriuspotterhead:

egberts:

hudlionunshod:

egberts:

warhammer-of-cillyhoo:

egberts:

egberts:

my mom finally bought a toaster

why did this get notes

we’re happy for you

its just a toaster

Actually it is more than just a toaster; it is a short story.
“Finally” denotes anticipation.
“My mom” is character development: you have a mom.
“Bought a toaster” is the clear resolution of the story.

It speaks volumes.

its just a toaster

Don’t say that

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