If you need to talk to me about anything, my ask box is always open :)
a secret porn club called the Illuminaughty
no i’m sorry i can’t eat animal crackers, i’m vegan
If this gets 3 million notes I’ll make a dress out of these
And wear it to the nearest major city
Are you Lady Gaga
#bitch I might be
- I am in a relationship with you
- You are my mom
- I need something
- Me and you are close as fuck
do you ever just “what the fuck is the point” so hard that you stop everything you’re doing and stare and pretty much wonder why you don’t vanish from existence because the level of done you are should pretty much deconstruct your biological makeup
genetics is a fucked up and unfair game
Actually it is more than just a toaster; it is a short story.
“Finally” denotes anticipation.
“My mom” is character development: you have a mom.
“Bought a toaster” is the clear resolution of the story.
It speaks volumes.
its just a toaster
Don’t say that